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“The Uncle Henry Show is in progress. It is a gorgeous day. Forty-eight degrees, clear skies. Telephone lines are open now”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners the numbers to dial. “Trey Lane is back in screening calls again today”, said the Uncle. “His vocal cords have been damaged or something like that. Perhaps you have a remedy that you can offer him like that. I remember a British couple that moved to Mobile”, said the Uncle, who remembers the folks giving their children scotch and milk for a sore throat. “I also know someone that got sick [up] in Brewton”, said the Uncle before mentioning another home remedy. “Now this involves alcohol”, he quickly said before describing the remedy. “Now this stanked like Pine Sol”, according to the Uncle. “Let’s talk to Ben. Hello Ben”, he said to this hour’s first caller. “I was driving to work and I heard Mr. (Brad) Warren on the radio this morning and I missed him”, said Ben. “Mr. Warren, any kind of democrat that speaks his mind exposes his own hypocrisy”, according to Ben, who “felt upset listening to him talking about efficiencies in local government and deficiencies in [the federal] government”. “Personally, I’m celebrating my last five days of freedom”, said Ben in reference to next Tuesday’s presidential election. “Let’s talk to Linda. Hello Linda”, said the Uncle, whose caller responded to “the lady that called earlier”. “You said that the only reason that we are voting in this area is because we pay for our garbage”, Linda said in response. “Some of these streets that are unpaved in our area have new homes worth hundreds of thousands of dollars”, she said. “I think Mike Dean is a liar and he’s lied for the past eight years”, she said about a Mobile County commissioner. “Thanks for your phone call. Let’s talk to Chuck. Hello Chuck”, said the Uncle. “I never heard of anybody moving Hank Aaron’s house over to Hank Aaron Stadium”, said Chuck before finding the right words to his question. “Is the city paying for this, in other words? My question is what is it going to cost to renovate the house up to the status of a museum?” said Chuck. “I hope that the people that have been recently annexed look into this and see how foolish this city is. Everything goes to sports, not to [street paving]”, said Chuck before leaving us. “Hey, Uncle Henry, this is Billy the Friendly Democrat”, said Billy. “Just vote straight left, we’re tired of it and we need change”, said Billy before defending a presidential candidate as someone who is not an abortionist and “the one that’s going to go back to the good old days and the one thing we don’t have to worry about is Bill Clinton cheating on his wife”. “That’s not hatred”, our host said about Ben’s call. “Just because someone is pro-life, that’s the opposite of hatred”, said the Uncle before the break for commercials. After the break and a listener’s voice message, “Thank you so much for continuing to listen on the ‘podcast’. Thank you for continuing to love the show in spite of it being pathetic, as you say”, said the Uncle in response to the recorded message. “Let’s talk to Cutt. Hello Cutt”, said the Uncle. “As I said to him (Brad Warren), that district (in Mobile County) has voted republican for the past decade, so it’s an uphill battle for him”, said the Uncle. “Thank you, Cutt, it’s good to hear from you again and come to think about it I have agreed with Joe Abdullah before”, said the Uncle, since Cutt brought up another caller. “Let’s talk to Ray. Hello Ray”, said the Uncle, whose caller tried to join the show earlier. “It’s pretty obvious that the downfall of this country is ignorance”, said Ray before claiming that “black people are voting for a candidate because he’s black”. “I have had numerous conservative black people call the show over the years. I know Cutt describes himself as a conservative”, said the Uncle. “And I know I relate it to race issue and it’s not a race issue, but it is”, said Ray. “They are not voting for the truth, I know Obama is a Muslim, he’s stated that”, Ray claimed. “I had to get that out because (Charles) Barkley, that’s a joke”, said Ray, who only used the former basketball player’s last name. “If you missed the Charles Barkley stuff, he was on ‘The Dan Patrick Show’, a show that is no longer on the radio in Mobile”, said the Uncle before playing an audio clip of the radio program. “All right, so if Nick Saban and Charles Barkley run for governor, Charles Barkley would win all the Auburn vote and the poor people vote”, said the Uncle before the next caller. “Also on Billy, he said we can’t do any worse than Bush. Does he think that the people in Cuba and Venezuela are better off than this country?” said the caller, who would suggest that Billy move to one of those countries, including France. “Thank you for throwing in a ‘Roll Tide’, needed it, not getting very much today”, said the Uncle. “That caller is absolutely right”, said our next caller Norman. “If you watched the Obama ad last night”, said Norman before getting interrupted by our host. “Why would I?” the Uncle asked. “Well, you’re a journalist”, Norman responded. “I’m not a journalist”, said the Uncle. “You’re a media, you’re not the liberal media”, said Norman. “I was changing the channel, I was watching some sports and stuff, I got away from that”, Norman remembers before watching the cable/satellite channel CNN Headline News. “Dobbson or Hobbson, I don’t know”, said Norman as he tried to remember Lou Dobbs’ name. “Dobbs, Dobbs!” Norman shouted. “Dobbs”, the Uncle responded. “Every time I turn over, it makes me sick”, said Norman after listening to “Lou Dobbs Tonight”. “Well then don’t just watch that mess”, the Uncle suggested before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“Did you hear that?” the Uncle asked listeners after listening to a voice message. “It’s going to be really nice around here. Not in Alabama, but in the Obama presidency, it’s going to be very nice around here. I guess I’m going online to find out how much money I’m going to get”, the Uncle continued. “Let’s talk to Grimes. Hello Grimes”, he said to the next caller. “We are going to complaint about presidents all the time in our lives”, said Grimes. “Let’s talk to the G-Man. Hello G-Man”, said the Uncle. “Roll Tide!” G-Man shouted. “Roll Tide Roll”, the Uncle responded. “Woo!” said G-Man before asking our host, “Have you seen this thing?” specifically “the state of the city”. “It’s all about how wonderful our city services are”, said G-Man before quoting parts of the document. “It’s amazing when you see this thing you’ll know what I’m talking about”, said G-Man. “Well I’m going to do that, it sounds nice”, said the Uncle. “Well thank you and Roll Tide”, said G-Man before leaving us. “Let’s talk to Tom. Hello Tom”, said the Uncle. “Roll Tide!” said Tom. “Roll Tide Roll!” the Uncle responded. “Why do you think that’s an impossible dream?” the Uncle asked in response to Tom’s question about paving Old Shell Road in Mobile. “I can’t figure that out”, Tom responded. “We could have paved that road 10 years ago and I don’t know what we are the going to do. It’s ridiculous, Henry”, said Tom, who would vote for a Martian. “So you’d vote on a Martian, someone not of this planet?” said the Uncle. “That should be noted to any future mayoral candidates, you can campaign on Old Shell Road being paved and get one vote”, said the Uncle. “I totally agree with the last fellow and it’s a shame”, said our next caller Jesse. “Gina Gregory, she represents that area and it was time for her to touch that road for years”, said Jesse after almost forgetting the name of the Mobile City Council member and former WKRG-TV5 reporter. “I know that it’ll come up as a topic of consternation”, said the Uncle after hearing “a state politician” say paving Old Shell Road was “a state project”. After the break for commercials and a voice message, “All right, Uncle Henry Show continues on NewsRadio 710 and now, yes indeed, listener, we have someone on the line claiming to be Gina Gregory of the Mobile City Council. Now this is Gina Gregory?” said the Uncle. “The one and the same”, Gina answered. “It’s a state project, the city works with the state, but it is a state project”, said Gina, who said “work will done in the first of the year”. “It has been a state project, always been a state project”, she said about the project handled by the Alabama Department of Transportation, or “ALDOT” as she called it. “To the man that’s upset”, said the Uncle, the project “is coming to a head in January”. “Once construction does start, it’s probably going to take two years”, said Gina. “Thank you so much, thank you for letting us know”, said the Uncle. “I have told the residents in various meeting”, said Gina, who said there would be meetings until a date was finalized. “So they will hear from me again with some community meetings”, said Gina. “There goes Gina Gregory of the Mobile City Council responding instantaneously to a constituent upset”, said the Uncle. “I have been told, a legislator told me that a January start date has been [set] for (Highway) 181”, the Uncle concluded. “Let’s talk to Omer. Hello Omer”, said the Uncle. “If he was a republican, the news media would crucify him”, Omer said about a presidential candidate representing the Democratic Party. “They need to understand that Obama is not going to do everything he said he’s going to do”, Omer concluded. After the final break for today, “All right, Uncle Henry Show coming to a conclusion. Out of time for today’s show. Charlie Moss is coming up with ‘Ask the Expert’ with Jerry McCutchen of the McCutchen Company”, said the Uncle, who also mentioned “The Rush Limbaugh Show” airing after later. “Look, thank you again for listening. Remember to pray, pray for other people and when you’re in doubt of what to do, you will find all what you need within the pages of your Bible”, he told listeners at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 7/10!

“Gradual Warmup” – TV5 meteorologist John Nodar

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“Let me try one more time for Pete. Hello Pete. All right, Pete, maybe gone to the restroom. Let me see to try anyone else here”, said the Uncle before speaking to another caller. “Good morning”, said the caller. “When will America realize that they’re electing the wrong guy”, said the caller, who remembers “a cold day in January 1981” that he believed was “a great day for America” before comparing the day’s inauguration of Ronald Wilson Reagan as president of the USA to the presidential inauguration of 2009 with a sneaky use a current presidential candidate’s full name. “Why won’t America suddenly have the realization then until now?” the Uncle asked the caller. “You think they’re going to change it and have his first and last name (only)?” the Uncle also asked. “This is odd, this is the most unusual campaign ever, certainly in our lifetime where you have a candidate who doesn’t allow you to use their full name”, the Uncle concluded. “Still no Pete”, he said before speaking to caller Fred. “Let’s see if Pete is with us a third time. Hello Pete. [All right], hanging up on that line”, said the Uncle before mentioning the show’s call screener and an upcoming event. “I hope that Trey Lane is not ill”, he said. “Let’s talk to Ray. Hello Ray”, said the Uncle. “Roll Tide Roll”, said Ray. “I wonder if his middle name is Steve or Hussein”, said Ray, who claimed one presidential candidate told another candidate that his middle name is “Steve”. “I don’t remember that”, said the Uncle. “I need to pay more attention to the debates”, according to our host. “Well look, Ray, thank you for listening, thank you for calling the Uncle Henry Show”, said the Uncle, who would rather call the presidential candidate by his first and last name. “Tonight you’ll be able to watch him on Channel 5, Channel 10, Channel 15, and BET. He has a 30-minute commercial”, said the Uncle before describing the presidential candidate’s paid advertisement. “So that is tonight if you have not learned enough, if you have not learned enough”, the Uncle concluded. “Telephone number, the Harbor Communications hotline number is (251) 479-2723”, he reminded listeners. “Let’s talk to ‘Top Cat’. Hello ‘Top Cat’. Hello ‘Top Cat’. I don’t know where---Top Cat is on the same line as Pete”, said the Uncle. “So there is a minor change to the weird line I’m having a problem with”, according to the Uncle. “More show to come”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break and a voice message, “Uncle Henry Show progressing, moving forward”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to the Theodore Astronaut. Hello ‘Astronaut’ ”, said the Uncle. “I want to ask you, are you going to watch the ‘Obama-thon tonight”’, said T. A. “I don’t know if I want to watch it, I don’t know”, he said with his voice getting lower. “I hope there are some undecideds that may be swayed our way”, said T. A. as a member of the Grand Old Party. “I can’t imagine someone sitting through a 30-minute commercial”, said the Uncle. “I understand that ad time is not as expensive as it used to”, he said in response to the caller’s question. “Several minutes featuring people living in turmoil”, the Uncle described the paid program again. “So maybe this is something you’d be interested in for historical purposes”, our host presumed. “You run out of space, there’s no room for the person’s name, there’s no room for the person’s name on the call screening program”, he said to Trey Lane before speaking to caller June. “Hey June”, said June. “This is Uncle Henry, you’re on the air”, said the Uncle. “Hello”, said June before realizing she was on the show. “I can’t believe that all these news channels are letting this come in and take up airtime”, said June, who admitted that the presidential candidate “makes me sick” when he opens his mouth. “As George Bush puts it, he’s going to be the decider”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to Norman. Hello Norman”, he said to the next caller. “I know I’m beating a dead horse, but I tried to watch the news last night”, said Norman, who believes “it’s so obvious, even on the local news” who is favored to be president of the USA. “They talk like, ‘Oh, my, my, can you believe that’”, said Norman after mentioning facial expressions such as raised eyebrows. “That was dead on accurate, the blah, blah, blah, excellent”, said the Uncle. “Just pity tisk, tisk, tisk, shame, shame. It makes me sick”, said Norman, who was angry as usual. “I was watching some girl, some woman”, said Norman, who didn’t get the person’s name while watching the cable/satellite TV channel MSNBC. “That fellow that I forgot his name with the gray hair and big old eye brows on CNN”, said Norman, who was describing Wolf Blitzer on the Cable News Network. “Why do you even watch that stuff?” the Uncle asked. “The thing is if you watch the people on FOX (News Channel) aren’t angry”, said Norman. “Ok Norman, I’ll talk to someone that I think is angry”, said the Uncle before speaking to ‘the Misunderstood Angry Girl”. “I’m just the angry girl”, said the caller, who is “angry that they made him what he is and if we can’t call him by his name, then where is our freedom of speech?” “He was raised in it (Islam) and he’s groomed in it and he’s highly influenced by it up to this day”, the caller claimed. “Is he allowed to say his name?” the Uncle asked about the presidential candidate. “All right, well, you are angry, I’ll give you that”, said the Uncle. “And I’m correct in being angry as I am factually correct”, the caller claimed. “What about the years about him being in a Christian church?” the Uncle asked the caller. “You can call it a church if you want to”, said the caller. “That pastor had a hatred in his heart, he spilled hatred from the pulpit”, she said without naming Jeremiah Wright. “You were angry, there’s no disputing the anger”, said the Uncle after the caller left us. “Once he uses it (the candidate’s name), then anybody can use and I don’t know if he’s going to use it or not”, said the Uncle before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710”, said the Uncle as an alarm sound effect begins to play in the background. “Freddie Alert System has been activated. You have been warned. You have been listening at your own free will”, he reminded listeners before the frequent caller named Freddie spoke. After Freddie left us, “You brought up something I’m willing to talk about”, said the Uncle, who said he is now “furthering his (grandson’s) political education” after receiving a teacher’s note. “I’ve got the Ronald Reagan audio tapes and anytime I pick him up (from school) I force him to listen to the Ronald Reagan audio tapes”, said the Uncle before pledging to play the audio clips on the show every day. “It will be as if Ronald Reagan is president on this show”, said the Uncle. “That’s my pledge, if there happens to be an Obama presidency, that will be counteractive by my Reagan audio tapes”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. It’s 9:47. Harbor Communications number is (251) 479-2723. Let’s talk to Greg. Hello Greg”, said the Uncle. “Here’s something to tell your grandson”, said Greg before sharing a housing analogy with him. “You’ve got to share everything you’ve worked really hard for”, Greg said in his analogy before concluding with the fictional boy changing his vote for a presidential candidate. “Very good!” said the Uncle before speaking to caller Roger. After listening to Roger, “That’s something that probably should have been stressed much ago that we traditionally in this country don’t care for one party rule”, said the Uncle. “It’s a beautiful day in Mobile, Alabama, I tell you we need to give a special thank you to the weatherman”, said our next caller. “Did the teacher get to teach you to tell you grandson about the privacy of voting?” the caller asked. “You know how these 9-year-olds are”, said the Uncle, who said it was because “everyone else” or “a pretty girl” voted the same way. “Let’s talk to Tommy. Hello Tommy”, said the Uncle. “About the fellow who was talking about the Halloween candy, well, I have a story I remember, it was called ‘The Little Red Hen’ ”, said Tommy. “This is change, this is real change, higher taxes, more sex education”, Tommy said sarcastically about a presidential candidate before laughing. “He was talking about spreading the wealth, I thought about an idea. We were spreading the labor”, said Tommy before using African slaves for example. “I just wanted to give you my thoughts on the subject this morning”, said Tommy before leaving us. “One of my socialist listeners, I used to refer to her as a liberal listener, but she revealed in this e-mail that spreading socialism is not a bad thing”, said the Uncle before reading parts of an electronic mail message. “And she wrote more about how Thomas Payne was a socialist or something like that”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners that the message is on the World Wide Web. “Uncle Henry Show continues”, he said before the break. After the final break for today, “Uncle Henry Show concluded. Out of time, we have ‘Ask the Expert’ coming up then Rush Limbaugh—I enjoying listening to you, the energetic callers”, said the Uncle. “Remember to pray, pray for others and when in doubt of what to do, read that Bible”, he said at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 4/10!

“Brr!” – TV5 meteorologist John Nodar

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“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. It’s a beautiful, beautiful Tuesday morning. And I’m going to have to talk to Trey Lane here, our musical expert”, said the Uncle. “You revealed to me that listeners have asked that I’d adjust my microphone”, he reminded the show’s call screener. “I have experienced that phenomenon this morning”, said Trey. “You say it, over a radio, it sounds like my radio is turned down?’ said the Uncle, who was referring to his voice. “I’m going to turn the microphone up now, does it sound horrible to you?” the Uncle asked. “I don’t know what it is going on and I really think there has been some sabotage because I’m surrounded by the libs”, according to the Uncle before promoting Trey Lane’s job on WRKH-FM 96.1. “So if you’re up after midnight taking drugs”, said the Uncle. “Some people do work after midnight”, the Uncle continued. “If you’re legitimately awake, you can listen to ‘Ash Trey’ on 96-1 ‘The Rocket”, he said before bringing music-related stories to our attention. “They are talking about this group to play at the Olympics in two—2012”, said the Uncle. “Are they talking about [something] culturally irrelevant?” Trey asked. “All right, thank you, Trey Lane. Trey Lane telling me to turn my microphone up when it’s all ready up”, said the Uncle. “That’s why I have Trey Lane. By the way, I have an e-mail that references Trey Lane. Stand by, I want to make sure he hears this”, said the Uncle. “Going to delve into the e-mail inbox”, he said as the electronic mail sound effect plays. “By the way, Trey Lane has to be the best call screener your show has ever had”, the Uncle read. “That comes from someone that listens to the show on a podcast and someone who’s never met you, Trey Lane”, the Uncle mentioned. “We have needles that move when you talk and all the needles bang up on all sorts of things”, said the Uncle. “I wonder if it sounds the same on ‘podcast’ as it does on the radio. Anyway, I’m going to download this on my ATT phone”, said the Uncle as he seamlessly does a promotion for American Telephone and Telegraph. “Let’s talk to Art. Hello Art”, he said to the next caller. “You sound fine, Henry”, said Art. “Thank you!” the Uncle responded. “You see, Trip—Art, I thank you for your phone call. You see, Art sounded like he knew what he was talking about”, said the Uncle. “I am in a quandary of what to do”, he said about the microphone. “I’m suppose to take a break, but I want to talk to Bill. Bill, I’m violating the show’s format to talk to you”, the Uncle admitted. “So I’m not banging the needles, I’m banging the pins”, our host learned from Bill before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Trey Lane, don’t leave the call screening room yet because after I talk to David, I have Crockett playing the role of Aunt Bea on ‘The Andy Griffith Show’ ”, said the Uncle, who was referring to a voice message from a very frequent caller. “Uncle Henry, you do sound better with your microphone up because I live up in Citronelle and I listen to 710 all day pretty much”, said David. “Somebody may have left the window open at the transmitter (building)”, said the Uncle before the caller predicted a candidate for the presidency of the USA bringing the country to its knees. “Do you think that’s where we’re headed?” the Uncle asked David. “I can’t help to believe the way this world is all ready set up because the government is taking from our banks”, said David. “We’re going to go to a one-world currency, you just watch”, David concluded “I would not be surprised if we’re far more—because they have [criticized] the Bush administration of being involved too much in world affairs”, said the Uncle before comparing this criticism to the idea of a presidential candidate getting more involved with the United Nations. “The actress (Frances Bavier) playing Aunt Bea passed away several years ago, so Crockett is playing the role of Aunt Bea”, said the Uncle before playing listener Crockett’s ridiculous voice message in response to the video/audio our host played before him with Ron Howard and Andy Griffith. “Let’s talk to Barbara. Hello Barbara”, said the Uncle. “I hope everybody turns out for this election. It’s very important. It’s my personal opinion that it’s the most [drastic] election I’ve ever been in”, said Barbara. “I have an inoperable cancer, I’m doing fine right now, but I’m going into that election and show me the way out there”, she later said. “I’m sure many of our listeners are going to remember you in your prayers as well”, said the Uncle before speaker to caller Omer. “I know it’s banging on the pins, as Bill said, but it sounds right over here”, said Omer, who was referring to the show. “Remember this, when you’re saying your prayers, please remember Barbara. Please remember Barbara in your prayers”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners “to pray for other people like Barbara and read your Bible”.

Today’s 9:30 AM half-hour gets a 6/10!

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“All right, that was very interesting”, said the Uncle in response to a listener’s voice message. “Uncle Henry Show underway and continuing on this Monday morning. It is 54 degrees. This is what autumn looks like and feels like. Now get ready for this”, he said before playing audio of the show’s call screener Trey Lane by mistake. “This is not what’s suppose to happen”, said the Uncle before playing the correct audio to summon Trey Lane: his theme music. “Put on the broadcast harness”, he said to the call screener as he entered the studio. “I went to the fair this weekend”, said Trey, who saw livestock such as chickens and attended a musical performance at the Greater Gulf State Fair. “When did you go?” the Uncle asked. “I went Friday night”, Trey answered before correctly saying, ‘No, it was Saturday night, Saturday night” almost a minute later. “You are just a fountain of unusual information. Now I want your analysis of this, it’s a new song [from] ‘Neocon Ron’ ”, said the Uncle before playing yet another song by a songwriter and listener who sings to the tune of other songs. “All right, Trey Lane, as a professional musician”, said the Uncle as he reminded listeners of the call screener’s credits. “He just keeps getting better and better”, said Trey. “Just thick satire there. ‘Neocon Ron’, well done here”, said the Uncle. “I am honored that you would use this show to unload your talent”, he added. “There goes Trey Lane. Thank you for your analysis, Trey Lane. Now I’m going to have to ask in a future show what is a feud concert. Let’s talk to Chuck. Hello Chuck”, said the Uncle before this hour’s first caller discussed a visit to Hawaii by a candidate for the presidency of the USA. “He went over there on a Thursday night, sure to be there Friday and the reason it was Friday because all the municipal buildings would be opened”, said Chuck. “What you are claiming that he needed to go into a municipal building in Hawaii?” the Uncle asked. “Wouldn’t you think reporters would be all around it and over it?” the Uncle asked if the candidate were to visit a municipal building “anywhere in the country”. “I don’t believe at all that he wanted to be in a municipal building, even if there are 99 people—99 reporters protecting him”, said the Uncle. “I think one thing that all of our listeners, your listeners and your callers share is an interest in politics and history of America”, said our next caller Ben. “From Tuesday night to Wednesday morning, we won’t see anything that’s changed very much”, Ben continued. “So I’m suggesting very much that citizens in this country are learning socialism”, according to Ben. “Flirting with socialism or whatever, but there are eight days of freedom left, America, if you don’t come to your senses”, Ben continued. “I hope and pray that people wake up because I really think that history is written”, Ben concluded. “We’ve all ready taken some big steps toward socialism in the last three weeks”, said the Uncle. “With the government rushing in to be part of these businesses, we’ve all ready started”, he explained before the break for commercials. After the break, music from the animated “Superman” shorts by Fleischer Studios and Famous Studios was used as bumper music. “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Let’s talk to Robert. Hello Robert”, said the Uncle. “I was listening to ‘The Bill Cunningham Show’ on your station here. Do you ever listen to that show?” said Robert. “No, I have not”, the Uncle answered before the caller mentioned what he has heard in the news this weekend. “I think it was one of the first times a reporter in this campaign has asked a democrat a hard question (about Marxism)”, said Robert. “The questions were almost funny, they were so direct”, said the Uncle. “And the responses—he couldn’t believe they’d ask these questions”, Robert said about a vice presidential candidate. “Just telling”, he added before leaving us. “Thank you for calling in about that, yes, I did see it”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to Chad. Hello Chad”, said the Uncle. “Real quick, I just want to say about the judge throwing in the case about this Philip Berg guy and that just disturbs me”, said Chad. “The constitution as plain as it is on this subject just doesn’t exist”, according to Chad. “That is a confusing way to dismiss the case”, said the Uncle. “Again, our constitution doesn’t exist. It is a worthless piece of paper. We have judges who dismiss it on a regular basis”, said Chad before discussing a presidential candidate’s trip to Hawaii. “I don’t know, I haven’t paid any attention to the coming and goings of his family, but they were probably all ready out there”, said the Uncle. “Now the National Weather Service has issued a strong wind advisory”, the Uncle announced before reading the advisory. “So we will have strong winds at 45 miles per hour”, said the Uncle. “So this would be a great day to fly a kite, so if your kids or grand kids have done their homework”, said the Uncle. “My grand kid, I forced him to fly a kite”, he remembers. “A lot cheaper than going to the fair to fly a kite”, the Uncle continued. “By the way, it is a pity that the flea market is not open Monday through Friday. It is a pity that they’re not open on Friday, Trey Lane”, said the Uncle, who would visit Flea Market Mobile on Halloween. “Let’s talk to Steve. Hello Steve—and by the way, I wouldn’t go to the party just for the occult”, said the Uncle. “Yeah, I’m a supporter of Halloween in my youth”, said Steve. “On one hand it’s an excuse to knock on people’s doors and on the other it’s just too occultist to me”, Steve continued. “Like I said, I’m not throwing in the towel yet because I don’t believe in these (presidential election) polls more”, said Steve. “Don’t believe in these polls and all these pundits and everything”, Steve suggested “You remember old Truman holding up the newspaper on the night ‘Dewey Defeats Truman’ ”, Steve asked “That’s right!” the Uncle responded. “It’s all up to the voter as the polls get closer”, he said before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to Tim. Hello Tim”, he said to the next caller, who is not frequent caller Sam Marston IV, also known as Tim. “Hello Uncle Henry. Friday afternoon I decided to call the Mobile Press-Register and find out if they had any information”, said Tim, who wanted information on a presidential candidate. “Someone needs to get a copy of his birth certificate”, he said. “Well, the lawsuit that Philip Berg filed about this was dismissed over the weekend”, said the Uncle. “According to the federal courts, it is a moot point because we, as citizens, don’t have any standing to question”, the Uncle explained before referring to “liberal co-workers” in the WKRG-TV building. “You liberals, you want me to tell people that the Associated Press investigated this, yet it’s the Associated Press that wants him to win?” he asked the employees before speaking to caller Jim. “I just realized a couple of things ago that if Obama wins, we’re just going to have to change the name of things like from the USA to the USSA [like] the United Socialist States”, said Jim. “You know, the USSA, if somebody were to—I think that tee-shirt would sell like hotcakes if you were to have a USSA. Let’s talk to Franklin”, said the Uncle. “For the hundreds and thousands and maybe millions of people who have that (in)decision”, said Franklin, who said “there is enough (information) out there”. “There is plenty out there on his track record”, our host said about one presidential candidate. “We are fixing to suffer the consequences with our electorates and we [preparing] to find out what it’s like to live under socialism”, said Franklin. “And I will call back”, Franklin promised before leaving us. “I believe with all my heart and soul that Obama is communist because he wants to make us a freedom loving country like Cuba. He said that he’s right about that stuff that his main thing is to confiscate every weapon in the United States”, said our next caller. “Where did you get that?” the Uncle asked before the caller claimed it was written. “When you say [something] like that, I need something to back that up”, the Uncle explained. “Now wait a minute, are you saying that Obama is going to be lifting elderly women out of their chairs (for Social Security cards)”, the Uncle asked the caller. “I don’t know if that—that was quite an odd thing to throw in when you’re arguing about the gun control”, the Uncle later added. “(251) 479-2723 is the number as the Uncle Henry Show continues”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break and a voice message, “Uncle Henry Show continues. We have ‘Ask the Expert’ coming up after the news on NewsRadio 710. Let’s talk to Curtis. Hello Curtis”, said the Uncle. “Quite confused, Uncle Henry, and I want to say congratulations to Tony Stewart”, said Curtis before expressing confusion for a presidential candidate not choosing a former presidential candidate he really supported. “You may still get a bunch of Hillary (Clinton) supporters. I think ‘The Tax Man (Jim)’ said Hillary will be elected to the Supreme Court”, said the Uncle. “I want to point out that the constitution is alive and well, it just depends on how the people vote”, said our next caller. “The president before he enters his office takes an oath of affirmation (he pronounced it “affirmination”)”, said the caller. “Let’s talk to Tommy. Hello Tommy”, said the Uncle. “Hello Uncle Henry. Roll Tide Roll. Now this is really conflicting”, said Tommy. “Limited government, what Barack wants is unlimited government and what he calls negative government”, said Tommy. “That gives you an indication of where he’s coming from, he wants unlimited government for everything”, Tommy continued. “What he (Curtis) needs to do is vote against”, our next caller Pete suggested for “all the disgruntled democrats out there and Hillary supporters”. “So I want all those disgruntled democrats, come on over”, said Pete, who wants these registered voters to vote for his candidate. “Out of time for today’s show, it’s been a very interesting show and I thank you for your support”, said the Uncle before encouraging listeners to leave a voice message for him by dialing (251) 706-2855 or 706-BULL. “Remember to pray, pray for others and when you’re in doubt of what to do, you will find the answers within the pages of your Bible”, said the Uncle at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 4/10!

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“Uncle Henry Show continues. It’s 9:05, five minutes after 9:00. A glorious Friday morning. Jon Miller is still in here and now we have the Happiness Lady (Deborah Jones)”, said the Uncle. “It’s raining outside, but it’s not raining in here”, said Deborah. “Last night, I was in Foley because I was at the sweet fair”, said Deborah, who met some ladies who listened to our host’s show. “They listen to me?” the Uncle asked. “In Foley, Alabama!” Deborah responded. “Some of them think you’re crazy”, she said jokingly. “That’s ridiculous!” the Uncle shouted. “I was just messing with you”, Deborah explained. “I think to listen to the show in Foley, you have to drive in the right parking lot”, said the Uncle. “They may not live in Foley, but they go to church in Foley”, Deborah clarified. “They know me as Miss Happiness and Joy”, said Deborah. “I wish someone would call me Miss Joy”, she admitted. “People will mess you up, honey, if you rely on people all the time, but if you’re with the Lord then, He will make you [have joy]”, said Deborah. “Now do you write songs like that, Jon?” the Uncle asked regarding joyful songs. “You’ve got to enjoy it like you can. You’ve got to make yourself enjoy life”, said Deborah. “I wonder if you make other people happy and be good to other people and be loved to other people, you can be happy”, Deborah continued. “A smile sometimes can do a whole lot”, she said before asking, “Can I tell you a story?” “Yes!” the Uncle answered. “I hope the lady downstairs is not listening”, said Deborah. “For two years I was smiling at her and I say, ‘Hey there!’ even though she was grumpy”, said Deborah. “You melted the heart of a grumpy person”, said the Uncle. “How can you tell the difference between a real hug and a fake hug?” he asked Deborah, who can tell as a big person. “I saw Miss Happiness up at the Wal-Mart”, said Jon, who saw Deborah hugging people. “I went through years of drunkenness, years of drugs, years of unhappiness, and I’m sitting here [happy]”, said Deborah. “Have you met your new neighbors?” the Uncle asked Deborah. “I’d say across the street, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ ”, Deborah remembered saying to a neighbor. “I’m not mad at her, because she’s watching my house all the time”, she said. “Now do you have a lot of things in your house”, said the Uncle, whose question caused Deborah to laugh. “I have one (neighbor) on the other side and he’s a real sweet man”, said Deborah. “Be sweet to people, be sweet to people. That’s my message for today”, Deborah suggested. “But can I tell you something else? I want to tell you about a CAT scan. Now this CAT scan is in Dr. (Byron) Scott’s office and only three people in Mobile have it”, said Deborah. “It measures your head”, she said before adding teeth. “Was that a little bit of a snippy commercial?” the Uncle asked about the CAT scans before doing his own live commercial within the show beginning with, “Let me tell you about my AT&T phone”. “If there’s anything to want to talk, Jon Miller?” the Uncle asked, causing Deborah to laugh. “I see everybody’s got a commercial”, said Jon before promoting his World Wide Web site. “Now wait now, the Happiness Lady did a commercial, I did a commercial, and Jon Miller’s done a commercial, and now Trey Lane wants to do his own commercial”, said the Uncle before asking his call screener, “Now do you want to do a commercial also?” “My group Seduction Bomb is doing a CD”, said Trey, who described the music on the compact disc as “country ambient” before describing the band’s music available online on his World Wide Web page. “It’s electronic pop music”, said Trey, along with “ABBA of the 21st century”. “Now they need to record the Happiness Lady with a spoken word CD. What do you think?” said the Uncle. “We just need to get a manufacture to get it all together”, said Deborah, who all ready has an audio recording of her reading a book about her life. “We’re thinking about really mass producing it”, Deborah added. “Now you really should be doing that”, said the Uncle. “Now Trey Lane, you just stand by, we have football talk in [about] 15 minutes”, said the Uncle before the break for commercials. After the break and a voice message, our host responded to the listener’s recorded message. “That’s not true. That’s not true. I’ve got the Jon Miller CD and the Happiness Lady right here”, said the Uncle. “You need Jesus”, said Deborah. “I’ve got Him! I’ve got Him!” the Uncle responded. “He’s got a computer emergency”, our host said about Trey Lane. “Coming up after the bottom of the hour, Dan Brennan will be in here talking about his game of the week on UTV-44 (WJTC-TV)”, said the Uncle. “That’s a big thing, the song writers festival over there in Baldwin County”, said Jon, who hopes “to see some of you over there”. “Tomorrow morning I will be in Gulf Shores at 9 o’clock”, said Deborah, who will in the area talking about her book. “I really like doing it, I really love doing it”, said Deborah. “Actually, I’m going up over there this afternoon”, said Deborah, who has a room booked over there. “I think Kathleen is here. Hello Kathleen”, said the Uncle. “I’m really enjoying your program, it brightens your day”, said Kathleen. “It is!” the Uncle responded. “Those of us who have low vision”, said Kathleen, who is interested in Deborah Jones’ book. “Just because of this call, I suppose there are many people—a lot people out there who can listen to this book on tape”, said Deborah. “If you can see, you don’t give it much thought, but when it comes to being thought [of], it really means much”, said Kathleen. “Now let’s talk to George. Hello George”, said the Uncle. “Well good morning, Uncle Henry. I just felt compelled to talk since you had the Happiness Lady on there. I just want to let people know that joy and happiness are synonymous”, said George before listing things people want for their happiness. “What about a big screen TV?” the Uncle suggested, causing Deborah to laugh. “I tell people, ‘Oh you want joy and happiness, go down on your knees and pray to God’ ”, said George. “Amen”, Deborah responded. “We should always have a feeling of happiness and feeling in your spirit”, said Deborah, who has tried “the wine of Jesus” and never felt “intoxicated”. “Great call. Now let’s talk to Jimmy. Hello Jimmy”, said the Uncle. “I want to hear some inspirational funk”, Jimmy requested from Jon. “I think country music is just everyday life, sometimes it’s Saturday night and sometimes it’s Sunday morning”, said Jon. “God bless all three of you for putting that (non-political discussions) on the air, Uncle Henry”, said our next caller Henry. “We have time for one more caller. Ann is on the line”, said the Uncle, whose last caller also wished blessings upon our host and his guests. “All right, we are out of time in the segment”, said the Uncle. “I’d love to get e-mails at mshappiness@bellsouth.net”, said Deborah. “And Jon Miller we can get your work at CDBaby.com”, said the Uncle, along with JonMiller.com. “Both of you’ve got to come back here and do a show before Christmastime”, he said before the seamless transition to news, commercials, and station promotions.

Today’s 9:00 AM half-hour gets a 9/10!

Note of Interest:

Folks, I have decided that the story of AM Mobile shall continue. Good day!

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“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. A wonderful Thursday, cloudy skies, 67 degrees at NewsRadio 710. The Harbor Communications hotline number to call in is (251) 479-2723”, said the Uncle. “I was looking through some political news out in Montana”, said the Uncle. “I believe this is a state race within Montana and the democrat has been sending out negative phone calls against the republican”, said the Uncle, who read about the telephone calls coming from Romania. “That is really some outsourcing”, he said. “All right, back to the phone calls”, our host shouted after keeping callers on hold during the half-hour newscast before speaking to caller Earlene. “I’ve been listening to the program this morning and I’m confused”, said Earlene, who called herself “a black 68-year-old female” before speaking in a low tone of voice. “Are you there, Uncle Henry?” Earlene asked. “Yes, I’m still here. Do you think I went out to get some coffee?” the Uncle responded. “I feel that here we have [a] vice presidential [candidate’s husband] who tried to secede from the United States and didn’t want to be [part] of the United States”, said Earlene. “I feel there are many people in the United States who are very distrustful of the federal government, especially in Alaska where they are so far away”, said the Uncle. “So this is something that we shouldn’t be concerned about”, Earlene asked our host. “This is something you’re concerned about”, the Uncle responded. “I’m not concerned about Alaska, I’m concerned about two people”, said Earlene, who was referring to a candidate for the vice presidency of the USA and her husband. As Earlene moved to a different issue regarding a candidate for the presidency, “I think you are defeating your own argument because you are worried about it now”, said the Uncle. “Every time you turned the TV on, you heard something about Jeremiah Wright”, Earlene remembers, along with, “America’s chickens are coming back to hatch, that’s what Bill O’Reilly said”. After Earlene left us, “All of the things you have said have been said in the mainstream media”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to Liz. Hello Liz, good morning”, said the Uncle. “Good morning, Uncle Henry. Uncle Henry, I’m concerned about the question as to whether Mr. Obama is a natural born citizen”, said Liz before discussing a lawsuit addressing her concern. “We had someone talk about [it] every single morning on this show”, said the Uncle. “This is truly a concern because this breaks our constitution”, said Liz before revealing that she’s 75 years of age. “I’m so glad that this is out and I understand that the answer from the democrat party is the right to privacy for Mr. Obama”, said Liz, who believes “anybody running for the highest office in the land has no right to privacy”. “What’s fair is fair, what’s constitutional is constitutional and we can’t just let anybody do something unconstitutional”, said Liz. “All right, thank you, Liz”, said the Uncle. “I think you disappointed Earlene”, he told Liz, who did not mention Earlene’s concerns. “I know for a fact that all birth certificates can be found on the Internet if you have a date of birth”, our next caller Linda claimed. “I don’t believe that is true”, said the Uncle. “My daughter went to the genealogy department downtown”, said Linda. “Everything came up on the genealogy”, said Linda, who found out about her grand papa who “came from a slave ship in New Orleans, Louisiana”. “What we have to understand here is that we have two bloods running through this man’s vein”, Linda said about a presidential candidate before specifying his white and black parents’ blood. “We’ve helped build this country and we’re always going to have a part in this history”, said Linda as she discussed her family’s history. “One of the last slaves came through Mobile and we built Mobile”, Linda continued. “I’m going to hang up and say this: CNN did this story that in 2015 that the white majority is going to be the minority”, she said. “My husband served in the military with white guys as well as black guys. This all (the study) is ridiculous”, said Linda. “All right, Linda. Very—type in a word for me, Trey Lane”, said the Uncle, who was speaking to the show’s call screener. “That was quite a dissertation”, said the Uncle before the word “elaborate” came to mind to describe the call. As for finding birth certificates online, “That’s usually after you’re dead, because when you’re alive, most states keep it private”, according to the Uncle. “In Hawaii, it’s against the law for them to give out birth certificates unless you ask for permission”, said the Uncle. “So what you said about birth certificates is as wrong as you can be”, the Uncle concluded. “Uncle Henry Show very late on a break”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. (251) 479-2723 is the number. Let’s go back to the phones here. Let’s see who we have here. We have Johnny. Hello Johnny”, said the Uncle. “I have all ready voted for a black man for president. Do you remember Alan Keyes?” said Johnny, who said he would not vote for “a communist”. “Unless we vote for the Constitution Party, all though that is a third party platform with nobody in it”, said Johnny, who finds himself stuck with one current presidential candidate. “I just don’t understand how it can be a black/white thing, unless the person [that is talking about it] is racist”, said Johnny. “Where were they when Alan Keyes was running?” Johnny asked. “I appreciate you taking my call. Once again, I’ll be brief. I agreed with a lot of things that lady (Linda) said a couple of calls ago”, said John. “I understand the excitement about the possibility of having a black person in the highest office”, said John, who also agrees with Johnny. “She was talking about how hard her mother worked with other people’s families”, said John, who remembers his “mother being a severe alcoholic”. “I want her to appreciate what her mother did. Her mother worked hard and she was paid a lot”, said John. “If you work hard and you play by the rules, you shouldn’t have to go taking away from you what you worked hard for. I understand that a lot of people are going to be working for Barama—Obama regardless of what their principles are”, said John. “What do you think, Uncle Henry?” John asked. “I would certainly hope that anybody wouldn’t be upset with you voting for principle instead of ethnicity”, said the Uncle. “I have gone passed way of my normal break time just to let you [speak]—thank you John”, he said before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“Uncle Henry Show continues. Crockett, you know I’m not going to sit here with my 9-year-old grandson watching a movie called ‘Homicidal’, which is a direct rip off of ‘Psycho’ ”, said the Uncle in response to a listener’s voice message. “You have a live(ly) program today”, said our next caller Sheila. “I’m not into text messaging, but I know when my daughter receives text messages. She knows where they came from”, said Sheila. “Let me get onto citizenship, we are all advanced citizenship by the government”, said Sheila. “Also as a citizen, it is hard to learn everything about the area that we live in”, Sheila continued. “It is a right, you have the right to vote, but as a citizen you also have a duty to vote, but to have that duty to vote you have to educate yourself with everything you need to know”, she said. “We used to have the written word, but now we just call it the media”, said Sheila. “Ever since (G. W.) Bush took office”, said Sheila, who believes “they, the media, destroyed this man”. “It is our duty as citizens to take care of the less fortunate, but it’s not our duty to destroy the American dream when it comes to the American ally”, said Sheila. “Just remember that every single media source is a product. When you read it, when you watch it, when you listen to it, when you go to it online, you’re buying it like a product”, said the Uncle. After comparing getting the news to purchasing a bar of soap, “You need to think of yourself as a consumer when it comes to your news”, the Uncle concluded. “Let’s talk to Ed. Hello Ed”, he said to the next caller. “To my knowledge, no one is outsourced to a school”, said Ed as he was driving toward a local school. “Everyone in this country is appointed a free education”, Ed continued. “I don’t understand the socialism deal”, Ed admitted before asking, “What the deal is here?” “It’s just basic human nature”, the Uncle answered. “There’s never enough, you’re always wanting more”, the Uncle added. “My home is 20 years old, it’s still in [good] shape”, said Ed, who said he “worked for it “ and was not just given the house at first. “When you give people stuff, they never appreciate it, they just want more, more, more”, said Ed. “Once again, I am late on a break. Thank you, Ed”, said the Uncle. “This has been quite the serious and deep Uncle Henry Show”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break and a voice message, “Uncle Henry Show continues. Let’s talk to Lulu. Hello Lulu”, said the Uncle. “Was that Crockett again?” Lulu asked about the caller in the previous recorded message. “Yes, it is”, the Uncle answered. “You have to be a U. S. citizen to be a senator”, said Lulu, who was referring to a presidential candidate. “This has really been a heavy, heavy program”, said Lulu. “Yes, it is”, the Uncle responded. “It’s easier to pull them (people) down than lifting them up”, said Lulu. After Lulu misunderstood our host and asked what he said, “I said I was enjoying listening to the Uncle Henry Show on the phone. Lulu, thank you for listening”, said the Uncle, who did not repeat what he said about lifting people up. “Trey Lane taking off his call screening harness and putting on his on the air harness”, said the Uncle. “I am not just saying that”, said the Uncle, who said his call screener is really putting something on his person. “Today’s show one of the most remarkable shows in the history of the Uncle Henry Show”, our host declared. “What has happened?” the Uncle asked Trey Lane. “It’s ladies night, we have drink specials”, Trey answered one-third jokingly. “Have you done any stage productions, have you done any stage work as an actor?” the Uncle asked. “It’s been a long time”, said Trey. “I was the clown in that Christmas thing”, he remembered. “I’m actually in a movie right now. I’m playing the devil”, said Trey, who caused our host to burst with laughter. “You have revealed at the last minute when I’m not talking to you that you’re playing the devil in the movie. Are you playing a sympathetic devil?” said the Uncle. “Trey Lane, you can bet this will be discussed on tomorrow’s show”, our host predicts. “When he goes out into the community representing me and Clear Channel Radio, my call screener is acting out as the devil”, he said before the break. After the final break for today, “Uncle Henry Show concluding, out of time for the show. ‘Ask the Expert’ coming up after the news, now listen, if I listened carefully, ‘Ask the Expert’ has something to do with wine”, said the Uncle before playing a station promotion for “Ask the Expert”. “So that’s a wine-oriented ‘Ask the Expert’. Charlie Moss is quizzing the guests about wine, so ‘Ask the Expert’ very unusual”, said the Uncle, who will be listening to the program. “My doctor has asked me to [try out] a little bit (of wine) and I’m not sure about that”, he mentioned. “Remember to pray, pray for others and when you’re in doubt of what to do, read that Bible”, he reminded listeners at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 7/10!

Note of Interest:

Folks, I will make my decision tomorrow whether to continue the online story AM Mobile. Good day!

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“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. A beautiful, beautiful Wednesday morning”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners how to contact him. “Coming up next in the next hour ‘Ask the Expert’ ”, he told listeners early. “Also of course in the next hour Rush Limbaugh”, he added. “So let us begin with the 9 o’clock hour—having to activate the alert system”, said the Uncle after an alarm sound effect started blaring all of a sudden. “For those that get disoriented with the discussions of Freddie”, he explained the sound effect before the very frequent caller spoke. After listening to Freddie, “That is just as frustrating as it ever was”, said the Uncle. “To all your listeners, just sit back and let these people be the fools themselves spending all this oil money” on a candidate for presidency of the USA, said Jim the Tax Man, who is simply known as “The Tax Man” nowadays. “Let’s just sit back and enjoy ourselves. Ok, bye bye”, said Jim, who ended the call himself. “Let’s talk to Tommy. Hello Tommy”, said the Uncle. “Good morning, Uncle Henry. Roll Tide Roll”, said Tommy. “Roll Tide Roll!” our host responded. “I’ve got something else for you. I haven’t mentioned this to you before”, said Tommy before his question regarding a presidential candidate. “I would like to know what his Selective Service number is. I mean—how can be [our] commander in chief if he didn’t sign up for the draft—I mean, if he didn’t sign up for the military?” said Tommy. “Anyhow, just thought I’d share my two cents in and I really enjoy your [show]”, he said before leaving us. “Uncle Henry Show continues. (251) 479-2723 is the number”, said the Uncle before the break for commercials. After the break and a voice message, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Let’s talk to John. Hello John”, said the Uncle. “I’d like to ask you a question [to ask] Freddie the next time he’s on the air”, said John. “I’d like to know what his idea of domestic oil is?” John asked. “Freddie’s blaming the price of food for the price of transportation costs”, said John. “I like Freddie’s comments, but I’d wish he put his foot out of his mouth”, he said before leaving us. “I was looking through the Wednesday grocery store insert in the Press-Register and one of the stores has Ragu three jars for a dollar. Three jars for a dollar”, said the Uncle since John mentioned Ragu as the food mentioned by the earlier caller. “I wrote (on a voter application form) that I was Mickey Mouse and that I lived in a hole in the wall at the mall”, said our next caller Jim, who said he could not destroy the registration. “I think if there’s any election fraud, it’s the misrepresentation by our candidates on both sides”, said Jim before leaving us. “Why put in federal money into if it’s not going to work?” the Uncle asked. “The answer is we don’t have to, stop taking my federal money and put in [private funds]”, said the Uncle. “Leave me out of it”, he said after suggesting the show’s call screener “Trey Lane and other artists” as private contributors. “Today, like other days, NewsRadio710.com has questionable content on it. I am not endorsing that you go there”, said the Uncle after noticing a link to “women’s mud wrestling” video. “I don’t know why they’re doing it. It’s suppose to be a news—NewsRadio710.com website”, the Uncle continued. “They don’t put bikinis on the news. Rose Ann Haven doesn’t wear a bikinis”, he said before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Let’s talk to C. J. Hello C. J.”, said the Uncle. “Good morning”, said C. J. “I don’t listen to you often because of my job”, said C. J. before bringing to our attention “the corporate tax issue”. “We’d have to remember that a lot of these corporations make products that smart businesses sell”, said C. J. “So it’s self dependent that corporations work with smart businesses”, C. J. continued. “I was wonder why we would want anyone to be president who doesn’t have [his] security clearance?” C. J. asked before leaving us. “When you combine the federal and state corporate tax rates in the United States, we are second in the world. We tax businesses and corporations more than almost any country in the world except one”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to C. J. Hello C. J.”, he said to the next caller also named C. J. After laughing about being the second caller in a row named C. J., “I want to talk about the debate last night, sponsored by the League of Women Voters in Mobile and hosted by our [very] own Ron Hubbard, the editor of the Lagniappe”, said C. J. “They burned my biscuits, Uncle Henry”, he said about the Mobile County Commission candidates. “I heard the whole communist trick where they pass out index cards”, said C. J. “We presented these cards and at the end of the debate, as it were they couldn’t use any of these cards for some reason, there was a whole collection of cards”, C. J. continued. “They were laughing and chuckling going through these cards and what they did was cherry pick”, he said about the debate organizers. “I’m very disappointed with this hoax that’s been perpetrated on the citizens of Mobile”, said C. J. “Thank you so much, C. J., for the report on the debate”, said the Uncle speaking to caller Max, who said he has heard nothing in national news broadcasts in regards to a presidential candidate’s citizenship. “Now there’s a couple of lawsuits about it still making their way through the court system”, said the Uncle. “I would think that’s probably a significant question for our whole country and constitution”, said Max. “Because if we allow things to pass by us that don’t apply to our laws or the constitution, then we are making a big mistake”, Max continued. “Now I’m getting at least one call a day on this lawsuit”, said the Uncle. “As long as there’s not some—something definitive out there for people, this will go on”, said the Uncle. “Max, thank you for your phone call. Uncle Henry Show continues”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break and some ambient bumper music, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Real quickly I’ve—I’ve got a musical question for Trey Lane, the ambient musician, so Trey Lane, take off your call screening harness and put on your broadcasting harness”, said the Uncle. “As a musical artist and a member of several groups, what are your thoughts on Dr. Hook?” the Uncle asked. “Ray Sawyers, the singer from Dr. Hook, is going to be—I think performing this Saturday at Miller’s Park”, said “That’s actually around my neighborhood”, said Trey after our host reminded him of the park’s location in Fairhope. “There is a song where there is an attempted seduction with a woman of a nasty nature”, said the Uncle before playing an excerpt of the song by Dr. Hook. “This is someone he’s just met. Would you mind sharing the night together?” said the Uncle as the song played. “I don’t appreciate that”, he said after playing the excerpt. “Come on, they’re musicians, they’re musicians from the Seventies”, said the Uncle before playing another song. Now they mention blue jeans talk”, said the Uncle, who believes the song talks about “looking at a woman’s rear end”. “I find them to be clever, not at a ‘Neocon Ron’ level, but they are clever”, said the Uncle, who were referring to a listener who writes songs based off of the tunes of other songs. “In lieu of ‘Neocon Ron’, go to Dr. Hook”, the Uncle suggested. “In regards to what ‘The Taxman’ brought up”, said our next caller, who is interested in the lawsuit concerning a presidential candidate’s citizenship, but he’s also interested in the candidate’s religion. “I think a lot of attention has been paid attention to his religion”, said the Uncle. “They never questioned that he’s a Muslim”, said the caller. “Oh, I think he’s been asked that several times”, said the Uncle. “George Stephanopoulos allowed him to make that (Freudian) slip”, said the caller. “If he’s not Muslim, why is half of the Middle East excited for him?” the caller asked. “Just a search (online) on a death sentence for a Muslim who converts to Christianity”, the caller suggested. “I think the man’s Muslim”, according to the caller. “He said that he’s not, so, how do you know? And I believe that he did get baptized”, said the Uncle. “I think it was sometime in the 1990s. He was baptized in the early 1990s at the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. So he was baptized, that was out of Parade magazine and the whole thing about him being Muslim came out of him going to that church”, the Uncle continued. “Time will tell on all these things that he’s been going to a Christian church for many, many years”, said the Uncle. “There’s no way we can tell from his heart, we just have to watch for [his] behavior”, according to our host. “Again, go to the Uncle Henry page at NewsRadio710.com”, said the Uncle, who recommends that “you don’t go there yet” due to the “women’s mud wrestling video”. After promoting “Ask the Expert” and “The Rush Limbaugh Show” on his radio station, “Remember to pray, pray for others and when you’re in doubt of what to do, you will find the answers within the pages of your Bible”, said the Uncle at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 5/10!

“Once More, With Feeling” - TV5 meteorologist John Nodar

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“Uncle Henry Show continues on NewsRadio 710. It is a fantastic Monday morning, beautiful skies at 57 degrees”, said the Uncle. “And I want to thank FOX News for doing the story on the porn burn”, he said before making a request for listeners to not visit the main page of the radio station’s website. “And the most requested video is ‘Palin porn video in the works’ ”, according to the Uncle. After reminding listeners how to join the show by telephone, “Let’s talk to Steve. Hello Steve”, said the Uncle. “I’m enjoying the beautiful autumn weather. Yeah, pretty funny now that Colin Powell is now being described as ‘The Great Colin Powell’ ”, said Steve. “He wasn’t the great Colin Powell then, as everyone called him a sell out”, Steve seems to recall. “We are going to sit here and allow, under our noses—we allow this to happen”, said Steve. “We need something to protect legitimate voters to max out the illegitimate voters”, said Steve before quickly ending his call. “This may be the [very] last election where we have this type of fraud”, said the Uncle, who predicts voting during presidential elections will be similar to voting for contestants who appear on the popular TV program “American Idol”. “No one leaves anything in my receptacle until this weekend”, said the Uncle after receiving a print copy of a candidate for the presidency of the USA. “Do not identify yourself because if you do, I will turn you in”, said the Uncle. “I will turn you in to the management and they will garnish your wages”, said the Uncle. “Roll Tide Roll!” said our next caller Franklin. “Did you just call me ‘Barack’?’ the Uncle asked Franklin. “It looks like the Crimson Tide doesn’t know how to play a second half as they do a first half”, said our next caller. “It’s troubling, isn’t it?” said the Uncle. “The Uncle Henry Show, Rush Limbaugh--the other talk shows that follow Rush Limbaugh will all be silenced”, the caller predicts if a certain presidential candidate wins the election. “I will give you some more details later on in the week”, said Franklin before leaving us. “Franklin foreshadowing his details before the end of the week”, said the Uncle before summoning call screener Trey Lane. “Get off the call screening harness and put on your news booth harness”, the Uncle instructed before asking Trey Lane, “Have you [ever] been the Fairhope?” in which the call screener responded positively. “I wanted to walk my lunch off, I was walking down the street in Fairhope”, said the Uncle, who “saw an odd looking building” and “I thought of you” as loud music came out of the building. “They had a ‘War is Not the Answer’ sign in their front yard. On their front door, they had a Star of David”, the Uncle continued. “And I said, ‘Certainly, Trey Lane knows these people’ ”, our host assumed. “Where in Fairhope are we talking about?” Trey asked. “Fairhope Avenue”, said the Uncle, who described the activities going on as “a Sunday orgy”. Since the call screener is in the studio, “The number one movie in the country is ‘Max Payne’. What in the world is that?” said the Uncle, who understands that it’s based on an electronic video game. “It’s a double dose of I don’t care”, said Trey after our host’s questions. “Carrie Fisher has revealed that she’s released a new memoir”, said the Uncle, since Trey Lane “loves the ‘Star Wars’ ”. “This is not for you, this is for people interested in Carrie Fisher”, said the Uncle before going into personal details. “Sure, she was married to Simon of Simon and Garfunkel”, he told the call screener. “I am going to pass on the Carrie Fisher wishful drinking”, said the Uncle as Trey Lane returned to his work post. “He took off the news booth harness and now he’s put on the call screening harness”, said the Uncle before seamlessly doing a live commercial for Hall’s Meats, the popular meat product from Chickasaw, Alabama. “I’ve got a voice mail on the Hall’s Meats from ‘The Idea Guy’. Let’s listen!” said the Uncle before quickly playing the voice message at the expense of listeners. “Hall’s Meats so good for breakfast, I often talk about it being good for grilling”, said the Uncle. “And James, this is for you: it’s spelled H-A-L-L-S. Hall’s Meats”, he said before the break for previously recorded commercials. After the break and a voice message, “Uncle Henry Show continues. K. P., you’ve got cottonwood all wrong”, said the Uncle in response to the listener’s recorded message. “That was an accurate impression of what I’d say about my puppy. That’s something I would say about that”, he added before speaking to caller Bill. “Good morning, Hank”, said Bill. “It’s like they had a heart attack on that senate floor—I mean second quarter in that Alabama game”, said Bill before describing his experience at a doctor’s office. “Well, yeah, I tried to kill my liver years ago with alcohol”, said Bill, who has stopped since then. “Don’t take too many of those (pills) because they can be bad for the liver”, said the Uncle in regards to medicine such as Lortab. “Let’s talk to Norman. Hello Norman”, he said to the next caller, who shared his hypothetical situation involving a “lunatic” and a presidential candidate getting assassinated if he were president. “I wish you had not brought that up—but ok, then what?” said the Uncle, who wants to hear more of Norman’s hypothetical situation. “And let’s say this causes a civil war. I’d hate for that to happen, but it’s ridiculous”, said Norman, who began his hypothetical situation with, “Let’s say”. “I wasn’t kind of putting ideas into anyone’s head”, said Norman in defense of his call. “I know the Secret Service listens to this show”, said the Uncle, who told Trey Lane to explain the call to the Secret Service if a member were to contact the show. “We’ll save your call in case the Secret Service or the FBI wants to listen”, said the Uncle. “We’ll have more show. Don’t go to NewsRadio710.com unless you want to go to my page”, he reminded listeners before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“No, Crockett, I have never fantasized about being in the circus or throwing knives or sawing people in half or anything like that”, said the Uncle in response to a listener’s voice message. “Let’s talk to John. Hello John”, he said to the next caller. “Is this the same Colin Powell who wanted us to stop at the Iraqi border when Saddam (Hussein) invaded Kuwait?” John asked. “That is correct”, said the Uncle. “I guess you are correct, Uncle Henry. Roll Tide Roll!” said John before leaving us. “Oh, it’s GO Pete!” said the Uncle after realizing our next caller’s nickname before the fellow promoted a political event involving statewide representatives. “Again, that is Wednesday, republican political candidates at the downtown Wintzell’s”, said the Uncle after Pete left us. “If your listeners want to have a little Alabama pep rally as well, go check it out (online)”, said our next caller Greg. “If it’s a legitimate video and not some sort of pornographic thing, I will put it on the Uncle Henry page”, said the Uncle before speaking to caller Jim, who has a prediction for members of a certain political party if they were re-elected to the Congress of the USA. “One of the first things they’re going to do is reinstate the partial birth abortion”, said Jim. “Has anyone gone on there and described how it’s done?” Jim asked without elaborating. “Yes, lots of times”, the Uncle answered before Jim shared his “brief” description of the procedure. “They’re vacuuming these babies’ brains out and they’re thinking about reinstating”, said Jim as he concluded the description he considered brief. “I don’t care what anybody says, it’s murder and you’re going to be guilty as he is if you vote him into office”, said Jim. “I didn’t mean to get so graphic”, he said about his description of partial birth abortion. “Your call was meant to shock”, said the Uncle. “They need to be shocked, they need to wake up to what’s going to happen”, said Jim before changing the subject to the death of servicemen in West Asia. “I know that’s awful”, said Jim, who shortly after said, “We’re over there trying to get these terrorists who are trying to destroy the world”. Jim added “retribution” for an attack in the USA as another reason for the service members’ stay in West Asia. “God’s going to get these nations”, said Jim before leaving us. After the break for commercials and a voice message, “I don’t think they do that anymore, I think that they’ve stop doing that. They’re doing something different this year that I’m not (physically able to do)”, said the Uncle in response to a voice message about a hog calling contest at the Greater Gulf State Fair in Mobile. “A media olympics”, he said about a new event at the fair. “Let’s talk to Cutt. Hello Cutt”, said the Uncle. “This country is not a liberal country. I said it before and going into the late—the late term political election(s) with John Kerry and Bill (Clinton)”, said Cutt. “He was beaten up so bad in his last term”, Cutt continued. “Don’t believe all these polls, don’t believe all the glitter and glamour of these polls”, said Cutt, who also referred to “all this crap” regarding a current presidential candidate. “Well, we’ll all know soon”, said the Uncle. “If he carries Alabama, then we know we’re in trouble”, said Cutt before leaving us. “I appreciate you making your prediction, but we must remember the words of Fred Richardson”, said the Uncle, who used Cutt’s call as a reason to replay some audio of a Mobile city council member. “Why don’t they go spend that money in Bayou La Batre and Coden for all I care?” our next caller Paul asked. “You know it’s federal money that’s in the bank and you have all these administrators holding it. You know they need to spend that money where it belongs, to the people of Bayou La Batre”, Paul continued. After Paul left us, “I want to give you a double ditto on that last caller”, said our next caller Mike, who was referring to Cutt. “Yeah, Bill Clinton came in with less than the popular vote”, said Mike. After Mike left us with his expression of support for servicemen as a fellow at 45 years of age, “Another listener with another prediction”, the Uncle called Mike before playing the Frederick Richardson audio again, but without warning listeners. “Let’s talk to Johnny. Hello Johnny”, said the Uncle. “I don’t think I ought to be either one of them”, Johnny said about two of presidential candidates for economic reasons. “Whoever is going to win is going to be the biggest [tall] guy in history”, said Johnny. “So there’s no win in this situation”, said Johnny before leaving us. “You are very wise. Yes, very wise and suspense. It is going to be one of these guys, once the partying is over, it’s going to be very difficult than it once was in the past”, said the Uncle before promoting the radio programs “Ask the Expert” and “The Rush Limbaugh Show”. “One of the better ‘Ask the Expert’ programs where you get this free automotive advice from one of these guys”, according to the Uncle. “News time is 10 o’clock”, he said at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 5/10!

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“My Love is Mobile” (“that’s my wonderful town”), with an audio clip of all-time caller Leroy’s shout of “Roll Tide Roll” interrupting the lyrics, “Mobile's got the Junior Miss celebration”. “Uncle Henry Show continues. It is Friday. We are on the cusp when it comes to true autumnal weather”, said the Uncle. “Telephone number is (251) 479-2723, that is the Harbor Communications hotline number, 479-2723”, he reminded listeners how to join the show. “And I promised a new call from Bill in just a moment, but first let me bring up [a] news story”, said the Uncle. “It says according to this news story, if you go into somebody’s office or bedroom and it’s messy—if you go into someone’s office and bedroom, they’re a liberal”, said the Uncle. “It says liberals are pleasured more”, the Uncle later read, while conservatives want more order. “Now this is a bunch of bull. I’ve known a bunch of neat liberals”, said the Uncle after using a short form of an expletive. “I’m sure you’re going to hear a lot more about this”, said the Uncle, who recalls a conservative friend “the nastiest inside of a car”. After playing a listener’s voice message, “All right, well, I think that, um, the guy that approached you (‘40 years ago’), Bill, he’s got the deeper psychological problem than you did”, said the Uncle. “There’s something else going on here with this guy. You’ve got me—you’ve now got me concerned with this guy”, the Uncle continued. “What an odd thing to happen at a class reunion at a country club”, he added. “Some of these people get more cliquish the older they get”, according to the Uncle. “So Bill, very odd, very unusual phone call, very unusual report from your class reunion”, the Uncle concluded before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues. Let’s talk to Ashley. Hello Ashley, good morning”, said the Uncle. “Good morning, Uncle Henry. How are you?” Ashley asked. “Good”, the Uncle answered. “You’re the lady at Cottonwood Senior Apartments. That’s a nice place, I enjoyed being out there”, said the Uncle after the caller thanked him for visiting before responding to a call by the “young boy” K. P. “I was wondering if he had thought of Cottonwood as not ‘The Golden Girls’ [place], but as of the Christie Brinkley variety?” Ashley asked about K. P. “I thought you would want to us steer that young boy’s mindset”, said Ashley before leaving us with a “Roll Tide” for our host. “Roll Tide Roll!” the Uncle responded. “Yes, K. P. made the comment about prune juice dacaries”, said the Uncle. “The more older Americans get—welcome back, Trey Lane—the more older American gets, the more we take over this country”, said the Uncle, who interrupted himself to greet the show’s call screener. “I’ve had enough of these sick people out in the world trying to blame people for something else”, said our next caller Jim the Tax Man, who believes “Bill did the right thing”. “Keep up the good work, Bill”, said Jim, who “recently had his 50th anniversary”, but did not say it was a class reunion. “’Tax Man’ is right about this having to carry this anger around for 45 years. What a corrosive thing”, said the Uncle. “Very unusual Friday, as you couldn’t tell by listening”, said the Uncle in reference to Trey Lane’s activities. “It’s time for me to talk you—let’s see who I have here, let’s talk to Dave”, said the Uncle. “Hope you’re having a blessed day, today”, said Dave before mentioning tomorrow’s football game with the Alabama Crimson Tide and responding to our host’s response to caller K. P.’s “prejudice” toward older folks. “It broke my heart, but I think we as a people when we have a prejudice about something, it really says something about our heart and where our heart is”, said Dave. “I was around older and I mean older people all the time”, said Dave. “It was really sad to see what was happening to them”, said Dave. “If they would stop and put themselves in their place”, Dave suggested for folks with prejudice for older people. “Prejudice and hate have—well, they kind of go together”, said Dave. “I don’t think it’s wrong to hate something that is wrong”, according to Dave. “God hates sin, but he loves the person. He created the person, but he hates the sin”, said Dave. “I love your show and I look forward to the next phone call”, said Dave before leaving us. “You see, K. P., your savage—your savage attack on the elderly has resonated with people”, said the Uncle. “Who’s on the phone?” our host asked Trey Lane, but got no answer before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

Today’s 9:00 AM half-hour gets a 7/10!

Note of Interest:

Folks, I have just created a new weblog about a fictional radio program in Mobile, Alabama. It will go through a trial run next week and if all goes well, I will continue to post there. The link follows this message. Good day!

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“Fair Fair Weather” – TV5 meteorologist John Nodar

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“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. A lovely Tuesday. It’s 73 degrees”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners how to join the show by telephone. “Do they call it dialing anymore?” the Uncle asked his audience, “By punching in the numbers in the phone”. “On the Uncle Henry page this morning, this is more information on ACORN. There is more and more stories”, said the Uncle. “This has been going on and going for many years since the late Seventies and now the news media has finally [decided] to look at it”, said the Uncle, who is surprised the voter registration group is being looked into now. “I was just wondering with all this going on around the country that ACORN’s doing this with federal money to register voters”, said the Uncle, who asked himself, “I wonder how many federal elections have been elected by this?” “I just wonder how many elected officials are in office illegitimately?” he asked before speaking to this hour’s first caller Glenn. “We all know that democratic politics has been corrupt for so very long”, said Glenn, who said he “really called here today” to explain his vote for this year’s election for the presidency of the USA. “A moderate republican party cannot stand against a liberal democratic party”, said Glenn before expressing optimism. “I think that is a very optimistic way of looking at it, I don’t know how to look at it”, said the Uncle. “We have got to be optimistic, we have got to be realistic”, said Glenn if the candidate he’s not voting for wins. “Thank you, Glenn, I’m glad for hearing your view on this”, said the Uncle before speaking to our next caller. “I wonder what our congressmen have to say about this? I don’t even know his name anymore”, said the caller in reference to Jo Bonner of Alabama. “I heard Ron Paul, [whom] I loved to listen to this morning and he said that the American people is on the verge of bankruptcy”, said the caller. “I wish everyone would stop saying ‘money’ and ‘currency’?” the caller continued. “What should I call it?” the Uncle asked. “Currency”, the caller answered. “We border on trade and currency”, he added. “You can spend it, I don’t care what you call it”, the caller continued. “When we pay all our foreign debts, it’s not paid by currency”, he explained. “I understand that all the gold in Fort Knox is from other nations”, the caller continued. “I don’t think we can possibly be in bankruptcy. Bankrupt of what”, he said before leaving us. “One definition of money in here is the official currency”, said the Uncle. “So this dictionary I have here would allow me to call my currency ‘money’ ”, our host learned. “Do you have any currency, Phil, do you actually have one of these currencies in the card or do you just call it ‘the card’?” the Uncle asked the show’s substitute call screener. “Uncle Henry Show continues”, he before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Telephone number is (251) 479-2723, that’s 479-2723”, said the Uncle before speaking to caller Steve. “Yeah, I think this ACORN thing automatically delegimatizes this election even before it started”, said Steve. “You know, you can’t vote more than one time. It’s the law”, Steve later said. “I’ve guess you’ve got an establishment that’s been funded for many, many years through our tax dollars”, said the Uncle. “And I personally think people need to be arrested for this”, said Steve, who strongly hopes the ACORN people are sent to prison. “That previous caller hit the nail right on my head”, said our next caller Norman, who wants “the people from ACORN to just go away because it’s the same old garbage”. “The thing is the liberals, they call out the strategy. They want the money in the process”, said Norman in an angry tone of voice. “They just want it their way and it just makes me sick”, Norman continued. “And have you noticed that the market has climbed back up tremendously?” Norman asked our host. “They are trying to turn this country in a plain old communist state and it just makes me sick”, said Norman before leaving us while still very angry. “Very busy these days, rarely ever calls the Uncle Henry Show”, said the Uncle before speaking to caller Franklin. “I don’t know if I can beat the previous caller”, said Franklin before asking host if knows about dead voters in Cook County, Illinois during the 1960 presidential election. “I guess that ACORN is taking the pace out of that”, said Franklin. “I hope you have a good rest of the day and let us talk to you again”, he said before leaving us. “Well, it’s a pretty day outside”, said our next caller Mary, who “heard some excerpts of other cities” without elaborating on how she heard about a certain flag burning. “I don’t want that white flag to leave that White House”, said Mary. “A flag of surrender”, said the Uncle. “Is that not disgusting to think about?” Mary asked. “I hope we don’t have any surrender flags flown anywhere in the United States of America”, said the Uncle before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

“Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. (251) 479-2723 is the number, that’s 479-2723, or 1-888-360-WNTM, that’s 1-888-360-WNTM. Lowell Barron of Fife, you remember Lowell Barron of Fife when he attacked Ben Brooks”, said the Uncle before describing a news story. “Someone who was not an officer gave him a traffic ticket”, according to our host. “I just wonder how the Lowell Barron ends up there in Andalusia”, he said before speaking to the next caller. “Well, we had the meetings up here about the subdivisions”, said the caller. “I’ve got a big copy of the Quran that was promoted 50 years ago”, he also mentioned. “You say that you write something to lie about the religion to promote the religion”, said the Uncle. “I say that if you father was a Muslim, then are you are Muslim”, said the caller, along with the “worldwide death sentence” for the person who “converted” to another religion. “It’s in there, it’s all in there”, the caller claimed. “There’s lot more information about ACORN where you can read about what’s going on. It’s all up there (on the World Wide Web)”, said the Uncle. “Anyhow, ACORN getting lots of money from the federal government”, he mentioned. “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710”, he said before the break for commercials. After the break and a voice message, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. 479-2723 is the number on the Uncle Henry Show. Let’s talk to Sam. Hello Sam”, said the Uncle. “I assure you that most of that mess they gave you is wrong”, Sam said about the previous caller. “They can’t just say I read the Quran, that’s just invalid”, according to Sam. “This ACORN group, there are a lot of faults”, he said after changing the subject. “I’m from Clark County, I’m a country from boy from Alabama”, said Sam as he recalled what his parents said concerning restrictions. “As I end this conversation”, said the Sam before responding to caller Mary. “If we were wrong, as far as we were wrong to get into these people’s countries”, said Sam. “We made a mistake, we’re sorry, we apologize”, Sam continued. “It would take a lot of strength to leave”, Sam concluded. “On the topic of surrendering, I don’t see surrendering as a type of strength”, said the Uncle. “The idea of surrendering doesn’t make any sense to me at all. Thank you for calling, I disagree with you tremendously on that”, said the Uncle before the next caller continued the Quran discussion. “I will try to get some information to the radio station there, but most of the time this information is suppressed, taken off the YouTube”, said the caller. After the final break for today, our host mentioned the bumper music. “Uncle Henry Show. That is Hank Williams, Jr. re-writing his song ‘Outstanding Tradition’ ”, said the Uncle. “I will have that song on the Uncle Henry Show within the next 30 minutes at NewsRadio710.com for those willing to hear the entire version of it”, he said before promoting the radio programs “Ask the Expert” and “The Rush Limbaugh Show” on his station before giving listeners a weather report from WKRG-TV5, or “the WKRG News 5 First Alert Weather Center”. “Thank you for listening to the Uncle Henry Show. Remember to pray, pray for others and when you’re in doubt of what to do, you will find the answers within the pages of your Bible”, said the Uncle at the end of the show.

Today’s 9 o’clock hour gets a 5/10!

Note of Interest:

Folks, due to some personal business, I will not be able to write about tomorrow’s show. Good day!

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“Uncle Henry Show underway, continuing on a fantastic Monday. Isn’t it a wonderful Monday? I just—I like Mondays, especially in this building with all these people”, said the Uncle. “I can easily outperform them on the air and off the air”, according to the Uncle, even though “I am much older than them” and they should have more energy after the weekend. “Telephone number is (251) 479-2723, that’s 479-2723, that’s the Harbor Communications hotline number”, he reminded listeners. “Terrible idea in the Press-Register this morning”, said the Uncle before identifying a state legislator as Joe Mitchell. “I don’t always agree with him, but I’ve always liked him”, he said before describing the proposed idea to give state legislators subpoena power. “No, no, no, no, you’ve been all up there punching each other and all that kind of mess”, said the Uncle before adding “using the bathroom in jail” and taking drugs. “With people like Lowell Barron up there and all those up people punching up there”, said the Uncle, they don’t need subpoena power. “I’ve had some people say briefly, ‘We want to sell you meat’ ”, said the Uncle in comparison. “Do the same thing with lobbyists”, said the Uncle. “You say just give it to me in writing and I’ll think about it”, he explained. “So get off my legislative lawn”, he said before speaking to this hour’s first caller C. J., who couldn’t control his laughter while recalling a conversation he had with a fellow show listener at a Wal-Mart store. “I’ve got to say that you’re really much popular in Semmes. I guess word of mouth had something to that with [that]”, said C. J. “Let them know that you’re out there”, he suggested, along with the idea of spot promotions. “Anyway, have a great Monday, Uncle Henry, and remember four arms is four arms”, he said before leaving us. “We do need more penetration in the Semmes area and in the Theodore area”, said the Uncle before bringing up the idea of using a loud speaker to play some audio from the show. “The question I’ve got—maybe some of you people out there would think about it. [Anyway], my question: is the country being cursed?” said our next caller Chuck. “Is the country being cursed?” the Uncle responded. “I’m beginning to wonder, Henry, I’m just wondering how other people feel”, said Chuck. “We’ve almost got a complete collapse of our economic system out there and we’ve got a presidential election coming up”, said Chuck before erroneously describing a candidate for the presidency of the USA as “a Marxist Muslim”. “I don’t know if we’re cursed, but if people do what they shouldn’t do, there is always a price to pay”, said the Uncle before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. A fantastic Monday”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners how to call in when suddenly the “Freddie Alert System” sound effect started blaring in the background in anticipation of a frequent caller on hold. “Let’s talk to, um, Pete. Hello Pete”, said the Uncle. “Hello, Uncle Henry”, said Pete. “I feel wonderful”, he said in response to our host’s question. “I happen to be on the garbage and landfill commission in Mobile”, said Pete, who said garbage is not an issue compared to annexation. “Having room for the trash is not one of them”, said Pete before encouraging our host to visit a debate watching party. “That was a very optimistic call, always room for trash”, said the Uncle. “Let’s talk to Jim. Hello Jim”, he said to the next caller, who complimented caller Freddie. “And that Pete who just called in, he sounds like a nice guy”, said Jim, who disagrees and said trash is an issue in the Mobile area. “All right, Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. We have news then more show”, said the Uncle. “It’s 9:30”, he said before the break for news, commercials, and station promotions.

Today’s 9:00 AM half-hour get gets a 6/10!

Today's Show

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“Uncle Henry Show continues on NewsRadio 710. It is Friday. Look at the positive, I know it’s very difficult to look at the positive around here, but force yourself to it”, said the Uncle before reminding listeners how to join the show by telephone. “People today like to talk, they have waited, so let me get to the phones”, he said before speaking to caller Johnny. “I was one of the egregious people who went out there to vote down that annexation proposal”, said Johnny, who wanted to share his story with the previous hour’s guest Steve Nodine, along with his encounter with a large poll worker. “He was pro annexation and he didn’t want us in there”, said Johnny. “I wanted to let you know that it was very one-sided and the polls were painted to be one way or another”, according to Johnny. “Do you think the people want a city of Semmes?” the Uncle asked. “Their only defense is to incorporate into the city (Mobile) instead of a city of Semmes”, said Johnny. “All right, thank you, Johnny!” said the Uncle before speaking to the next caller. “Also, want to thank Steve Nodine for standing up to constituents”, said the caller. “Way to go, Steve Nodine, that is the kind of politician I like”, said the caller, who is not a resident of the Mobile County commissioner’s district or the City of Mobile, but West Mobile. “Their power structure in this town doesn’t like Nodine, never have”, said the Uncle. “When I say the power structure, a lot of the people in industry that run Mobile”, he explained. “They were so afraid of him running for county commissioner, that’s what happened in the Waffle House thing”, said the Uncle before mentioning the name of WPMI-TV’s former investigator Josh Bernstein. “They were so afraid of him becoming a county commissioner that they created false charges against him with the Waffle House thing”, said the Uncle before speaking to caller George. “Your show is really a blessing for the bay area community and beyond”, George told our host before admitting he “underestimated you” until he heard about power structure. “A lot of those people that bought those big beautiful houses bought them beyond their means”, said George. “They cannot handle their final affairs, anything that is offered to them on credit continues to shine. Now I shouldn’t use the word ‘shine’ ”, said George before laughing. “Now these people never should have had houses in the first place, but the government sticks in”, said George. “Now let me tell you, don’t be gloom and don’t be doomed”, said George. “You’ve got to get out, exercise and get together”, said George. “Man, the people are powerful, but don’t let the old devil get you down”, said George before his call had to end. “Thank you, George, Uncle Henry Show continues”, said the Uncle before the break for commercials. After the break, “Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. We’ll get back to the telephones on this Friday morning and let’s talk to Randy. Hello Randy”, said the Uncle. “I’m a first time caller this morning”, said Randy, who “is with the opposition in Theodore” and asked for the location and date of a public meeting. “All of those in that area that can franchise their vote, they come [out] to that meeting”, said Randy. “You are going to discuss the possibility of a lawsuit?” the Uncle asked. “Yes, a lawsuit, different options”, Randy answered. “So, I wanted to thank you for your show, I try to listen as much as I can”, he said before leaving us. “Let’s talk to Doug. Hello Doug”, said the Uncle. “Not only should they file a complaint with the probate, but they should a file with the Department of Justice for voter intimidation”, said Doug. “You have the same right to go to your doors to express your political belief”, said Doug in a comparison to “Jehovah’s Witnesses going door to door to express their religious belief”. “You never heard of Cookies and Cream?” our next caller asked regarding a mature club in the Theodore area. “Hey Henry, my point, I’ll get to it”, said our next caller, who believes “if we don’t sue and legally push and harass” against the annexation of Theodore, then “we deserve what we get”. After our host recollection’s of an article regarding strippers caused call screener Trey Lane to laugh, “That’s not funny, all right, Uncle Henry Show continues here on NewsRadio 710. Dan Brennan will be in after the news”, said the Uncle.

Today’s 9:00 AM half-hour gets a 7/10!